"It's impossible to love 2 people at the same time base on
Pauli's exclusion principle!"(because we can't have more
than 1 love in our heart!)
"What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier?"
"I feel a bond between us!"
"You must be a good benzene ring, because you are
" I have mass. You have mass. We're naturally attracted!"
"If I could make any compound, I would make uranium
iodide, so I could put U and I together!"
"My favorite element is uranium, because I love U!"
"My name? Bond. Covalent Bond!"
Guy: You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your
Girl: But the bonds I am forming are not with you.
Guy: I saw your empty valence shell from way over there.
Did I mention my nickname is Sodium?
Girl: Did I mention my nickname is Argon?
My favourite attractive force is van del Waals' force. Can you
feel it? I'll sit closer if you can't.
If only you and i could form a redox cell, the potential
between us would be mighty high .