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Idiot Synonyms 1. Not the sharpest knife in the draw 2. A few clowns short of a circus 3. A few fries short of a happy meal 4. An experiment in artificial stupidity 5. A few beers short of a six-pack 6. Dumber than a box of hair 7. A few peas short of a casserole 8. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box 9. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead 10. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl 11. One taco short of a combination plate 12. A few feathers short of a whole duck 13. All foam, no beer 14. The cheese slid off his cracker 15. Body by Fisher Price, brains by Mattel 16. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt 17. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear 18. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel 19. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down 20. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools 21. As smart as bait 22. Chimney's clogged 23. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash 24. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair 25. The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor 26. Forgot to pay his brain bill 27. Her sewing machine's out of thread 28. His antenna doesn't pick up all channels 29. His belt doesn't go through all the loops 30. If he had another brain, it would be lonely 31. Missing a few buttons on his remote control 32. No grain in the silo 33. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse 34. Receiver is off the hook 35. Several nuts short of a full pouch 36. Skylight leaks a little 37. Surfing in Nebraska 38. Too much yardage between the goal posts 39. In the great pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than most |
